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Chuck Norris received his pilots license by just looking at an airplane. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre. When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris can rewrite history at will The ancient Norwegian spelling of Chuck Norris is ‘Thor’, and Mjolnir is actually Chuck’s… Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. All is fair in love and war… Except when Chuck Norris breaks out the grenades, Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.